Fr. Roderick, a priest from the Netherlands, is the founder and CEO of the Star Quest Production Network and the host and producer of The Daily Breakfast, Catholic Insider and many other shows on www.sqpn.com.
The Holy Father: “Georg, you really must tell me how you do it….”
Georg: “How I do what, Papa?”
The Holy Father: “Well, how you micro manage your time so well, of course!”
Georg, puzzled : “Father?”
The Holy Father: “Oh come now Georg, no need to be coy, I know you’re starring in Indiana Jones 4 and really, I’m a big fan…but just how did you manage to get back here to pray the rosary with me when you are so incredibly busy?”
Georg: “But Papa…that isn’t, well, he isn’t…. me…”
The Holy Father: “Come now Georg, it isn’t prideful to speak of such things…but may I give you a little direction?”
Georg: “well, yes, but no, but….”
The Holy Father: “Georg, Georg…. Mayan skulls? No one will ever believe it!”
Georg, you’re no longer part of the System. You’re above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We’re “them.” We’re “they.” We are the Men in Black and White.
Priest: I can never remember the correct order of the mysteries.
Benedict XVI: Nor can I, that’s why I use the podcast rosary from Greg & Jennifer at Rosary Army.
Priest: Rosary Army? Is that a God Squad in the Church Militant?
Benedict XVI: No it’s one of those shows from that Dutch priest friend of mine at SQPN.
His Holyness Pope Benedict XVI, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Christ, Sucessor to the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolian of the Roman Province, Soveirngh of the State of Vatican City, Servant of the Servants of God:
Just call me Neo.
Miami Vice, the Next Generation … may they have mercy on you!
Pope to Priest: “Why are you praying the rosary with your glasses?”.
“You see Fr. Neo, the Church has called you.”
Third sorrowful mystery: the Holy Father borrows my Oakleys and seems reluctant to give them back!
The question you’ve got to ask yourself is … did I say five Hail Marys or six?
Wow, I don’t feel so alone walking down the street praying the rosary now
“It’s not easy looking this cool… wait, are we are the 9th or 8th Hail Mary of this decade?”
“How did Greg tell me to tie this thing? The Holy Father can knot twine like nobody’s business, and he can’t even see through those sunglasses!”
The Holy Father: “Georg, you really must tell me how you do it….”
Georg: “How I do what, Papa?”
The Holy Father: “Well, how you micro manage your time so well, of course!”
Georg, puzzled : “Father?”
The Holy Father: “Oh come now Georg, no need to be coy, I know you’re starring in Indiana Jones 4 and really, I’m a big fan…but just how did you manage to get back here to pray the rosary with me when you are so incredibly busy?”
Georg: “But Papa…that isn’t, well, he isn’t…. me…”
The Holy Father: “Come now Georg, it isn’t prideful to speak of such things…but may I give you a little direction?”
Georg: “well, yes, but no, but….”
The Holy Father: “Georg, Georg…. Mayan skulls? No one will ever believe it!”
“It’s 168 miles to the Vatican, we’ve got a full rosary to pray, it’s light outside, and I’m wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it!”
(Blues Brothers, anyone?)
Georg, you’re no longer part of the System. You’re above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We’re “them.” We’re “they.” We are the Men in Black and White.
Mission Impossible - Catholic Bishop
“The future is so bright I gotta wear shades…”
“We’re on a mission from God.” (Blues Brothers)
We have rosaries and we know how to use them.
Pope Benedict: What’s this I hear about you being in a movie?
Georg: They want me to play Archbishop Fulton Sheen.
Where did this image originally come from, no photo credits are given?
Now, my son, loosely loop the twine around your index finger, making an X shape . . .
Hey! Watch out the next time you’re slinging those beads, Padre! This ain’t a rodeo!
Benoit xvi could be saying: “Do you think Aquero will let us join their Blues Brothers of God?”
(see http://www.myspace.com/aquerogrp )
But more likely: “Great idea of yours, this new Springtime of the Rosary” (see http://www.zenit.org/article-22573?l=english )
How is the the Holy Father not sweaty in that garb? I never got that, I’d be a sweaty mess… yet I am a redhead… can you imagine a redheaded pope?
Priest: I can never remember the correct order of the mysteries.
Benedict XVI: Nor can I, that’s why I use the podcast rosary from Greg & Jennifer at Rosary Army.
Priest: Rosary Army? Is that a God Squad in the Church Militant?
Benedict XVI: No it’s one of those shows from that Dutch priest friend of mine at SQPN.
insteken omslaan doorhalen Af laten glijden..
Rosary Army sends out big guns to spread the word!
After this message, your rosary will self destruct in 10 seconds!
We are on a mission from God.
blues brother reference.
I like the caption suggestion from Domini Sumus:
Domini Sumus May 14th, 2008 at 11:27 am
We have rosaries and we know how to use them.
Wait a minute, Holy Father. Have these rosaries been blessed yet?
I’VE GOT A ROSARY AND I AM N?T AFRAID TO USE IT!
I may be the Holy Father; that doesn’t mean I don’t have style.
Priest: Do you knw who the last Cylon is?
Pope: Start praying harder - I asked the big man already and all all I am hearing is Jimmy Hendrix.
His Holyness Pope Benedict XVI, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Christ, Sucessor to the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolian of the Roman Province, Soveirngh of the State of Vatican City, Servant of the Servants of God:
Just call me Neo.